Sunday, April 26, 2009

NICKY CUBA'S CONTRACT KILLER DM9s


Mr Cuba is selling 3 of his personal Contract Killer - DM9s on Pbnation. These Chris Corcino masterpieces have the "Panic is your Enemy" on the side with the CUBA skull logo.
The one on above is the Black/Red one with the 16 inch barrel which he used in their World Cup triumph last year. While the bottom one is a silver/Yankees Blue.


The a silver/navy blue finish on that one is really slick.


And lastly is a black/black version which is also quite nice.

If I had the money - I'd get the World Cup Winning Gun.

Whats the significance of him selling off these valuable CK etched beauties?
HIS CUSTOM NICKY CUBA EDITION DM9 is probably around the corner from getting released.

FUNNY STORY FROM CHANGI BEACH

I had a GREAT time with the guys who work at Red Dynasty field tonight. Kiko and Gerald pulled a last min BBQ out of the hat and we all had a great time eating and drinking and.....

There was this tent in front of us and it there was nothing around it- no lights inside and no one saw anyone around it - it was weird because every family who had a tent would be lit and have kids and family running around- but this tent was dead silent.

Later on the guys we sitting on the bench and they noticed something and called me over. The whole tent was moving cos the occupants were having sex inside.

And they did it for a long time. During all that time families were talking around- there was this group of 8 Thai girls playing and running around the tent and they just kept hammering away.

Every smart ass in our group had ideas to prank the fuckers. The best was from Keith I think - "lets take the bike and ram the tent and say sorry"

Mine was "lets tie a rope to the top of the tent to the car and drive off" and Fuzz really went around looking for some rope.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Virtue Crown for the Rotor


This was the world's worst kept secret- that Virtue was going to make crowns for the rotor. We all saw pics of it at HB and Phoenix. This morning Virtue officially announced the release of the new Crown in 8 colours and improved material that is sag resistant and hopefully break resistant too.


The Dye quick feed has a sag problem and that always allows a few balls to spill out if you're not holding your gat the right way up. And its too deep inside the loader for the tabs to fold in when you're loading. Whereas the Virtue Crown sits on a frame that is outside the mouth - this it gives a bit more room for the flaps to fold down and not impede the last few balls on the top of the pile in your Rotor.

PLAYERS VS MARSHALLS



I brought 3 copies of the April issue of Facefull up to KL for friends. I would ask everyone to get a copy and read the article on Junadi. Yes there is like a 6 page interview with our own Malaysian Marshall ultimate. It is a good article on him and the history of marshalling in Malaysia.

I feel that it is important to understand where Junaidi come from and where he wants the game to go. It is because the way things are currently going down - things don't seem too rosy from my point of view. In the interview Junaidi expresses his frustration at players who cheat, argue and challenge the marshalls.

What we're getting are players going up and arguing and yelling at the marshalls after a bad game. I have had to wait for these guys to finish their argument before getting on with our games. And it is sad to listen to them because some of their case are really bull shit. It's plainly obvious they're pissed off at getting called but they haven't grasp the rules enough to argue their case. Most of the time they are just wasting every one's time.

I had a conversation with Junaidi on Saturday and he told me about what is going on - players are actively challenging the marshall's authority. Players trying to get away with cheating testing and pushing their luck with the marshalls on the field.

It has become a different ball game now- "its no longer players vs players- but players vs marshalls" to quote Junaidi. It is sad to hear this and I can understand his frustration at the state the game.

After reading Junaidi's article I did have a think and I bought up my thoughts on the matter to Junaidi. My thought are that that players of all Divisions should take a big step forward and "be more professional". Professional meaning playing the game with honesty and integrity and representing your team, your sport on a higher a standard.

If you watch professional golf - players like Gary Player, Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are great sportsmen and great ambassadors of their sport. Everybody knows them and everybody respects them. This is because they represent themselves and their sponsors in the out most professional manner. They play the game with the out most respect for the rules and traditions. They dress appropriately, the behave appropriately on the field and to criticize another fellow player is frowned upon. They make sure they thank their sponsors and the tournament organisers in front of the media.

So cut out the cheating, the arguing, the tantrum throwing and marshall abuse. You represent your sport. You represent your league. There are stories from the other league about players fighting, cheating and shooting from the dead box etc. All these just bring down the reputation of the sport if not the reputation of the other league and I am equally sad to hear stories like these.

I was quite excited to hear that our friend Dan Perez from the USPL and the ex head ref at the NPPL will be coming to give a clinic in KL for the NPL Refs. GREAT WONDERFUL IDEA - to have Dan come and give them a clinic. We met Dan at the NPPL Asian Invitational last year and we got a taste of NPPL style marshaling. It is a different style that is closer to the MY NPL's style and I feel a bit more enjoyable and playable. But I feel that the players have taken advantage of it.

I hope with Dan's help - the marshalls there would gain more knowledge and insight and cut out the crap from those unruly players.

Again I implore all players in all Divisions in both (all) leagues to UP their game and play and act professionally. What you do, how you play and how you behave represents the sport - don't let it down. You have to respect yourselves, your team, the marshalls and the game.

As I said before "No Respect, No Referees, No Game"

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Congratulations S+S


Wow nice new jersey and nice Dye t shirts... congratulations on taking second place last weekend in Kaohsiung Taiwan. That looks like such a strong line up! Arthur, FG, Alan, Ryan etc



Look at that field XPOC players...FLAT, SHORT GRASS, DRY AND NO MUD. And the field is totally surrounded by 7-11 and other convenience stores.


CHECK THE DM9 HE IS SHOOTING


Seriously - having a Dye factory tech be the tech guy on your team is unfair advantage


I want that jersey.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

TO QUOTE KIKO


“ITS NOT OVERSHOOTING - ITS CONFIRMATION.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATAHARI


Happy Birthday Sunshine.
(Matahari means 'Sun' in Malay and thats his real name)

Matahari is going to California for college at the end of this year and next year I'm going to crash with him when I go over for Huntington Beach. :)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

ITS TUESDAY NIGHT

And I haven't washed my pants and my jerseys and socks from the weekend. I didn't wash the pants and jersey from the week before when I got my 3 and 4 kills in separate games. I guess the luck didn't come to KL with me.

I didn't blog last night because I ended up going to Lido Palace again which is one of the most expensive night clubs in Singapore. Again we sat at a $500 table and watched hot China girls sing and try to get tips. The hookers were out in force - lots of them really hot and even the mama san (she get girls for you) was hot. The "star of the night" girl who is my friends customer (they do her make up and dress etc) got around $22,600 after singing 5 songs and 3 costume changes.

Just to be clear - the singers sing for tips and they can get shit load of money they don't need to hook. They dress up in ball gowns and make up and look like princesses in hopes to get 'fans' to tip them. The hookers don't sing, they dress like hookers in short skanky skirts stand at the side and every time there is a new table or room the go line up and hope to get picked. It costs S$150 for a girl to sit and drink with you. Anything else you want is up to her to quote you.

The star of the night was upstaged by this young girl who came late - went on stage after all the singers had sung in the big finale - she sang her one song and got one sash that said $20,000!

While I was writing the earlier posts tonight - the $22,600 girl came to my friend's office to check out her photos from last night. She sat next to me while she viewed her photos and I had to help her burn a CD so I pinched a few of her pictures.


I like the dancer on the left- she was way cuter.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAINE!


Happy 27th birthday man. (Yeah I know the age a big fat lie.)

Have a few on us up there in Japan - we hope to see you soon in Taiwan!

And save some of them kawaii girls for the rest of us.

THE DUMBASS OF XPOC

There is a guy who doesn't like our team or rather I'm pretty sure its me he doesn't like. So what he usually does is, to come early in the morning of a tournament and swap around the team labels for the team tables. This dumbass will make sure that our table is the furthest from his team table and that his friends are the closest to him.

Sounds like kindergarten doesn't it?

We know who you are - you immature minder. Its because you always leave a chair with you muddy footprints right under the team labels. We can tell from your shoe size what your IQ is.

Grow up asshole.



BTW I am more than willing to tell everyone who this guy is. So if you ask me personally or write to me at seburo55@yahoo.com - I'll tell you the "DUMBASS OF XPOC" is.

FUNNY STORY FROM XPOC3

On Sun morning - Kiko and I got up and realised that we both didnt have any toothpaste. So I told Kiko to run next door to Zach and Ryan's room and "steal their toothpaste".

Kiko comes back with a white tube with weird chemical names on it. We thought it's probably an American brand of toothpaste. Kiko goes first and says that it tastes weird. I brush my teeth and it tastes bland - didn't froth like regular toothpaste and didn't have any minty taste etc. I spat most of it out.

Later on at the field Ryan asks "who used up all my acne cream?"

XPOC Leg 3

I will put my money and my foot in my mouth and say that I am really glad that I got the 60% cut off that I asked for. I didn't get to see the second round of the second round (yeah stupid) games but I hope the semi finals and finals were not played in the dark like in leg 2.

We had a bad tournament paintball-wise but I really enjoyed the company of my team and the guys from PPS Syndrome who were in the same tent with us. The parents who came up like Zach's dad Steven took us out for drinks on Sat night to try and fire us up to win the 2 games we have left for Sunday. We all had a great time at the sports bar at the hotel. Pity no other team rocked up. Kiko claimed that it was his birthday and he got the attention of the Filipino singers- I also go sucked into her 'charms'.

I throughly enjoyed the 2-3 games we scraped to get the wins. Those were the games we played as a team ran the game plan and scored the win. It was precious few wins - only 3 wins so I really enjoyed them. The 3 wins and a bye were not enough to get us through to the second round. Ironically the cut off was 12 teams as I had asked for in my blog and we were the 13th team. I still stand by it with no regrets because I think the 12 teams went though on merit- they deserved their spots. We were unworthy and were not up to par and even if they let in 16 teams it would have been a sour achievement and we'd probably spend more money on paint to get dumped out.

We all got back had showers and had a nice drive down south. I enjoyed taking my time going home- compared to the last leg where we left the field in the dark- rushed back to the hotel to shower- rushed to the bus station and caught a 11pm bus that got us back to Singapore at 5 am. That was miserable way to end a weekend. Thanks to Gerald's dad we had a nice lunch and got back before dark- I even had time to go to the field to chill out and help out a bit.

We all had a great time on this trip- apart from paintball. It didnt seem that important or it didnt bother us too much that we sucked and we crashed out for only the second time in the teams history- despite having a pretty strong line up.

By the way - I thought it was nice that Kiko said to me that he thought the team we had for XPOC 3 was stronger than his World Cup Asia Champion D2 team - with due respect to the Real Pinoys - I took it with a pinch of salt.

Monday, April 20, 2009

QUOTE ME

“Zachary Hagy is the only person in the world  who can bend both a cigarette and an Ego8 without breaking them”

Friday, April 17, 2009

GOOD LUCK GUYS

Arthur, Pony, Ryan - good luck this weekend in Kaohsiung!


We'll be in KL playing in the XPOC. God I wish I was in Kaohsiung instead... niceee flat dry ground.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

SELLING MARKERS PART 1

Dear Chief Wiggum,

If you are one of those 'investigating' us or me "selling markers" let me enlighten you on why there is no selling or markers in Singapore. There is simply not point in buying them unless you are a serious tournament player. We know every tournament player and every marker he or she owns in Singapore. No one can sell markers and keep it quiet. 

An Illegal marker would be the least 'cool' thing to keep in Singapore as it would most probably end up being an expensive piece of metal because:

1. There wont be anywhere for you to shoot it much less play a game. All the 3 paintball fields will not allow you to bring you illegal marker to their field and risk getting their licenses revoked. There is only one place to play speedball in Singapore. The other two fields will definitely wont allow you to shoot your marker there as their staff would be terrified.

2. There are no air compressors around and unless you order your own C02 - you will not have access to any propellant.

3. You won't have anything to shoot. Where would you get paint from? The paintball fields do don't sell paintballs for 'takeaway'.

A "paintball marker" is not like a toy gun or a replica gun where "enthusiasts" buy and keep at home and take it out once in a while to play with. A paintball maker is bigger - you'll need a tank and a loader to complete the set. 

Not only would you need to fork out a lot of money for a marker - you'd have to buy a loader and a tank that will cost about 400-500. So why would anyone waste money and buy a "paintball gun" to keep at home? Its not a cheap piece of gear to keep as cheap thrill.

So here is the answer. I am not selling paintball makers in Singapore. I know very well it is illegal so own an a marker without a fire arm license and it is also illegal to sell them.

End of story. 


If you're not going to play tournaments - don't even bother to get one. It'll be a fuck waste of money.


+6581580152

A few weeks ago this guy +6581580152 SMSed (text messaged) me out of the blue and asked if I was selling "paintball gun".

There has been a spat of incidents whereby some people got the impression that some of us are selling paintball markers illegally in Singapore. Some people have been snooping around and trying to check if we were really doing it. 

Unfortunately they were not very smart at going about trying to smoke us. Not that there was anything to smoke out.


PART 1
+6581580152: Hi there are you selling paintball gun in sg.
WTF??! Where this is come from?

ME: I not selling anything in Singapore - how did you get my number?

+6581580152: Oh I saw it on street directory so are you selling a paintball gun?
Street directory?? That was such a lousy lie - this is starting to smell like bacon.

I tried to call his number but he didnt pick up.

+6581580152: sorry boss I can only reply messages I cannot answer my phone.
Yeah I know if I talk to you over the phone I would have blown your cover in a sec. You cannot use the net to dig for answers fast enough if you were talking to me over the phone. 

ME: I am not a dealer. I am selling my 07 Cyborg but its in Malaysia.

+6581580152: So are you selling a paintball gun?

ME: Obviously you don't know what a Cyborg is. I said I am selling my marker but not in Singapore. I will not sell it in Singapore nor will I bring it in to sell.

+6581580152: Why is that?

ME: Because you need a firearm licence to own a paintball marker in Singapore.

+6581580152: I see.

He loses interest and stops messaging me. I guess that the answer I gave him wasnt something he was looking for. If he was a cop - there would be nothing for him to go on because I read him the law.

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PART 2
I want till a week later and I decide to screw with him so I sent him a SMS

ME: Are you CID?
(Criminal Investigation Division)

+6581580152: Yes
I was about to tell him that no one in Singapore is dumb enough to sell markers to anonymous liars in Singapore he replies:

+6581580152: No la I am not CID really. Who is this by the way?

He's forgotten who I am. Nice I can screw with him.

ME: I think you are police.

+6581580152: Anyway I cannot reveal my identity but who are you?
He thinks I am a stupid as him - I never reply.

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PART 3
3 weeks later I use Starhub's (Telco) Web SMS from which you can send SMS from their website to a subscribers phone and it was free. I took a chance and hoped that his number was a StarHub number and turns out that it is.

BOB: You looking for a paintball gun? what is your budget?

+6581580152: But i was looking for one in sg

BOB: what type?
This was the big test

+6581580152: I dun really know about paintball guns but the the normal paintball gun which the one you use when you play in sg
Why would you want to spend a lot of money on "something you don't really know"? I know most kiasu Singaporeans would research a $250 camera to death before buying it

BOB:"Normal" is like saying I want to buy a "car". There are many models and types. Where did you play in Singapore - I will know the model you played with.
He takes a long time to reply. He doesn't know what type of marker, the name of the marker nor does he know where he played paintball. Obviously the guy has never even played paintball at all.

+6581580152: Ok i check the model then i tell you ok
Nice cop out standard answer. trying to not give away that he has never played paintball much less held a paintball marker.

BOB: why you want to buy one anyway? you cant use it anywhere in singapore no field will let you play. you wont have any access to air or c02

+6581580152: Ya true also but its really fun ah
spoken like a 10 year old.

+6581580152: Air or c02 is

BOB: the propellant. you have not told me where you play. name the field you played at.
He takes a long time to reply. Probably frantically searching online for names of paintball fields in Singapore.


BOB: you dont know anything about paintball do you?
I closed the SMS at that.

Ends. Tune in next week when I scew with him further.

In the mean time feel free to send him an SMS here - its free and untraceable. Just don't use the same BOB.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Furious Paintball Launches new Website


Furious Paintball has revamped their website. My review of the Lotus Barrel is up on the site as an "Independant Review' under "Media"

And The Red Sevens have been listed in the Sponsored Teams section.

www.furiouspaintball.com

NXe's New Tank Covers


NXe has redesigned their legendary tank covers. The new design gives players more options in the contact surface at the butt of the tank. One side is a 'custom-gel' for maximum grip and other other side is 'super-smooth' for players who like to switch tanks from side to side quickly.

The new design comes with a foam fitting neck, they also got rid of the zip and rely on tension to grip the tank into place along with anti-slip grips mounted internally. This eliminates the metal bits in zippers to minimise tank damage, minimises paint breaks and saves weight. There is a 'skid pad' along to the bottom to protect the tank during diving.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

SWEET SUCK SIXTEEN



"SWEET" SIXTEEN

There are 18 teams in Division 3 in this weekend's XPOC. Now the contention is that out of 18 teams 16 will probably get to qualify for the second round. I hope I am wrong but I am making an assumption that 16 teams will go though which makes a mockery of having to play 10 qualifying games to "qualify" for the second round.

If 16 teams go though, it is not "qualifying" but more like "let's get 16 teams though to play more games to make more money". If 16 teams go though only 2 teams get cut. Every team would have to win only 4-5 games in the prelims to be almost guaranteed a spot on Sunday. So to "qualify" is meaningless - its just means more money for XPOC

"MAKE IT TO SUNDAY"

That used to mean something big to most teams. Its a big achievement for team just to get though to Sunday. But with 16 out of 18 teams going though. Its meaningless- its a farce. You want to know how we feel about the XPOC?- well here is something I think its ridiculous. Making it to Sunday means jack in the XPOC.

I say make the "cut" a real cut. Make it something to play for - only the best - the top say 8 or 10 teams go through. Make the 10 preliminary games important - that you have to win games to make it to Sunday.

CUT THE CRAP

Lets take the top 60% - the top 10 teams go though in 2 groups of 5 teams. Have the balls to CUT 8 teams on Saturday.

The top 10 teams all play ONE set of round robin to determine the top 2 from each group to make the final four and they play best of 3 games to get to the finals.

This makes it one less dumb ass round to play as we currently have to play 2 round robin games.
I know the XPOC wants to make money but I want to get to the finals with as "reasonably shorter" amount of games as possible.

Because I have 2 good reasons:
1. Cut cost. You want to make it more "affordable" for us to play? Cut out the extra rounds which we all think its bull.

2. The Marshalls would have less games to ref and would be fresher less prone to mistakes during the most crucial games at the end of Sunday.

3. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THE SEMI FINALS AND FINALS IN THE DARK.
And end up having the Winners and Runners up etc decided my the REFs because its "too dark to Marshall". THAT WAS BULLSHIT.

DEAN APCAR IN LONDON SHOCK 2


I spoke to a good friend Dean Apcar from the UK last night and he had some news for me. He and the guys on his team have left Medway Halloween and hooked up with London Shock and will be playing as London Shock 2 in Division 2 the Millenium Seris this year.

"We left hpg at the end of last season, then we went on own own for one UK masters tournament, and because we played so well that day against London Shock, they asked me to create a 2nd team for them, so we our now London Shock 2"


This is a great story and exciting news and we wish Dean and all the guys on London Shock 2 all the best!

We have a new team to root for in the Millenium Series.