Funny stories from NPPL Asian Invitational

Where do I begin?

CHUCK HENCH (the boss of NPPL)
Running like a girl from the pool deck into the restaurant tossing chairs to avoid being "chucked" into the pool on Sunday night. Man that guy can run.

THE IRANIAN PLAYER
Who picked up a girl in KL on Thursday night - took her back to his room and found out that she was a she male. Having never done it in the ass, he went ahead with it anyway.

YOSH RAU
"nice (LV) shades Yosh - where did you get them from?"
YOSH- "err...they were 10 bucks from Panama..."

INFAMOUS PART 1 - GLENN TAKEMOTO.
Tells LB in the center to "shoot shane". He proceeds and shoots team mate Shane Howe in the back during a game- twice. The ref sorts of sees paint on Shane's back but doesn't believe it. Shane is like deep in his bunker in front of Glenn there is no way he would have been shot in the back. After the thrid check only then he pulls Shane.

INFAMOUS PART 2
With 6 guys in the dead box - Sneak a gun into the dead box and try to shoot their own last man.

INFAMOUS PART 3
When the last guy runs out of paint with 5 Dynasty guys coming for him. He wavies his arms and yells "IM" OUTTA PAINT YA BITCHES!"

INFAMOUS PART 4
Because he doesn't get shot he's not out - he runs from the right corner to the left corner where the rest of the Infamous guys tell him to "shoot Ryan (Greenspan)" which he does and nails him on the 50 from the back corner with one shot!

INFAMOUS PART 5
All coming out to play wearing the Orange "Flora Fest" souvenir caps.

JUNIOR BROWN
At the opening ceremony all the teams had to sit in the grandstand with all our gear on and XSV was sweating and suffering under the sun. Junior yells "THE WHITE MEN ARE MELTING"

ALEX FRAIGE AND THOMAS TAYLOR
There I was with all the other Captains including Alex Fraige, LB Fow, Neil Eberle and Thomas Taylor waiting to greet the Minister of Tourism Datin Azlina. Upon being told that Dynasty has to play XSV in an exhibition match with her on their team Alex goes "oh no" and I yell- "put her in the snake". Thomas goes "I'm not shooting her... I want to be able to leave the country"

DAVEY WILLIAMSON
As Infamous was going into play- Rusty Glaze's Ego was beeping the chrono so he comes out looking for another gun. The Dynasty guys were just outside and saw everything. Davey yells "hey I got a Shocker here that shoots really good you can use - I promise I won't tell your sponsor if you use it"

THOMAS TAYLOR
On getting bitten by mosquitoes a lot - "THEY"RE EATING ME ALIVE!" .

XSV
Thomas Taylor and Anthony grab Dustin and chuck him into the pool- right after he finishes his beer. I TOLD Dustin not to finish his beer.

Thomas tells Anthony to get on the water slide and as he slides down TT sticks his arm out and clothes-lines Anthony.

CONRAD RANGELL, DUSTIN AND NICKY VEGAS XSV
Went out into the jungle on Sat morning to look for monkeys- they found nothing but a black dog and they came back and told everyone "WE SAW A PUMA!"

CONRAD RANGELL PART 2
Conrad asks me on the bus what fruits do monkeys like. I told him "bananas". That night he brings back a bunch of bananas from the field just to look for monkeys on Sunday morning.

JEREMIAH "PRINCE" LABIANO- Bushwackers Part 1
Got fired from his job because he left to come and play paintball in Malaysia.

JEREMIAH "PRINCE" LABIANO- Bushwackers Part 2
We bumped into him walking barefoot back from the beach in his speedos - "some asshole stole my thongs"

MIKE "CHUNK" MARTIN - Bushwackers
Would light up a cigarette just before going into the chrono booth and smoke half of it- put in somewhere in the grown and come back for it and continue smoking it after the game.

INFAMOUS IN SINGAPORE (FROM JON)
Shane Howe ducks into an alley and spits and proudly says "HEY GUYS I SPAT IN SINGAPORE"

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