OVERHEARD

Yesterday on the field during the second game of the BTO....
Benguin gets shot in the 'nads.

BBen: "you're out!!"

Benguin: "erughhhh" * with face in the dirt*

Ben: "Ben you're out"

Benguin: "aarggghh my balls"

Me from the other end of the field: "you're out!!!"

Benguin: " ..........." *still face in the dirt clutching his nuts*

Me: "hand on your head and get out!" *I'm laughing*

Benguin: "ergh"

(After the game) Me: "got shot in the ovaries huh?"