Tuesday, September 9, 2008

NEW PAINTBALL SLANG - "Turkey"


A "turkey" is what I call a player that is always the last guy left alive on his team. He is the type of player WHO NEVER MOVES up and by the time we shoot out all his team mates and go bunker him - it'll be a damn turkey shoot.

I love shooting "turkeys" because you know they will never move from their bunker - you just clean up the rest and save the turkey for last. If you know the "turkey" guy is in the back right corner - you'll find him in the back right corner at the end of the game and everyone in your team will know it and be rushing to roast his ass.

7 comments:

pacman said...

what do you call someone who gets shot off the break then?

ion said...

I like to shoot turkeys!!! Before the start of the game...always tell the turkey. "Er...see you at your bunker..."

Chuck Norris said...

hahaha how ironic of you to post about turkeys..if that's the case, you would be the highlight dish on a thanks giving dinner.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous pacman said...

'what do you call someone who gets shot off the break then?'

suay

CALGAR said...

who is chuck norris...?

Anonymous said...

"what do you call someone who gets shot off the break then?"

explain please!

SEBURO said...

Its spelled "thanksgiving" chuck.